Right: "Yeah. I was getting to like this place."
L "I was getting used to you being here."
R "Guess she couldn't use two kettles ...."
L "Stranger things have happened. But, no, it was your design. Likely why you got donated, in such brand-new condition, in the first place."
R "You mean the hot spot at the end of the insulated handle .... yeah, causing burned fingers is not a great feature for a kettle."
L "You boil water just great ... and your whistle is tuney .... and you sure are shiney."
R "I know. I know."
R "Sigh. I wonder if she'll tell the ladies at the sale why she is bringing me back?"
L "Yes, she will. It may not be an issue for some people. Best of luck."